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Saturday, 15 November 2014

JOKE OF THE DAY

jokes for kids

















DOCTER SAHAB INKA ILAAZ KIJIYE,
YE AAJKAL NIND MAI MERA NAAM LEKAR,
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU KEHTE HAI,
DOCTER:- YE TO KHUSI KI BAAT HAI KI YE AAPSE ITNA PYAR KARTE HAI.
LADY: - KHUSI KI  BAAT TO  HAI,
LEKIN AAJ INKI WIFE MAIKE SE AA RAHI HAI,
UNHONE SUNH LIYA TO KHUSI MATAM MAI BADAL JAYENGI.

Friday, 14 November 2014

COMEDY JOKES

SHORT FUNNY JOKES


WIFE: MERI GODH MAI SOKAR TUMHE KAISA LAGTA HAI.
HUSBAND:- MUZHE LAGTA HAI JAISE BHAIS KI GODH MAI LETA HU.
WIFE:- ITNE BADE HO GAYE FIR BHI TUMHE TUMHARI MAA KI GODH YAAD AA RAHI HAI. AB TO BADE HO JAO.

Saturday, 18 October 2014

DIWALI HINDI SMS

DIWALI QUOTES

















DIWALI KE ISH PAWAN AVSAR PAR,
JALAO DIYE HAZAAR,
TAKI AAPKA GHAR HO JAYE ROSHNI SE GULZAR,
BAS YAHI HAI SHUBHKAMNA HUMARI,
AAP SABHI KO HAPPY DIWALI.

Thursday, 16 October 2014

DIWALI WISHES SMS

DEEPAWALI SMS

















SUBAH KI SHURUVAAT SURAJ KI KIRAN SE HOTI HAI,
JINDAGI KI SHURUVAAT MATA PITA KE PYAR SE HOTI HAI,
TO ISH DIWALI PAR KARO MATA PITA KA SAMMAN,
TAKI MAA LAXMI KA HO JAYE AAP PAR UPKAR
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MATA LAXMI KA HOGA GHAR MAI NIWAS,
DHAN DOULAT KI HOGI BARSAAT,
DUKHO KA HOGA NAASH,
AAP KARONGE SABKE DILO PAR RAAJ,
AAPKE SIR PAR HOGA SAFALTA KA TAAJ.

Friday, 3 October 2014

DUSSEHRA SMS

HINDI DUSSEHRA SMS

















KYA SOCHA RAHE HO,
YAHI NA KI KITNA BADSURAT RAVAN HAI,
MERE BHAI JALANA HI TO HAI,
KONSA USKO SAJAKAR USKI SHADI KARANI HAI.

TO ASATYA PAR SATYA KI VIJAY KA,
YEH PARV KHUSI SE MANAO.

AAP SABHI KO DUSSEHRA KI HARDIK BADHAI.


 

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