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Monday, 21 July 2014

COOL SMS

HINDI COOL SMS


















BOY: ITNE BADE LAPTOP KO LAANE LE JAANE MAI DIKKAT HOTI HAI.
GIRL: TOH ISE CHOTA KARVALOO.
BOY: KAISE?
GIRL: SIMPLE, WINDOW 7 HATAKAR WINDOW XP DALWALOO.

Wednesday, 9 July 2014

FLIRT SMS

HINDI FLIRT SMS


















Rohit to her girlfriend: I am sorry, actually maine tumse ek baat chupai.
Girlfriend: kya?
Rohit: Actually kal meri sagai ho gayi, ab hum nahi milenge.
Girlfriend: koi baat nahi kumse kum aaj mere bachon se to millo.
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Rohit: yaar muzhe ladki patane ka koi simple aur safe formula bata.
Mohit: dost mere pass ek best formula hai.
Rohit : kaisa formula.
Mohit: Chupchap  ladki to piche se jakar pakad lo,
Agar Hasi to samjle Fassi,
Agar bigad gayi to joor joor se chillana
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Didi darr gayi
Didi darr gayi.

Tuesday, 8 July 2014

MISS U SMS



















Dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya karte thai,
Tumhare liye wish kiya karte thai,
Jab aati thi jyaada yaad tumhari,
To pyara sa sms kiya karte thai.

Monday, 7 July 2014

FRIENDSHIP SMS

HINDI FRIENDSHIP SMS


















Mil jaye waqt to hume bhi yaad rakhana,
Har pal na sahi par kabhi-kabhi hume bhi yaad karna,
Humse bhi acche dost honge tumhare,
Par Hum bhi hai dost tumhare,
Bas itna yaad rakhana

Sunday, 6 July 2014

SWEET SMS

HINDI SWEET SMS

















Ladke ne ladki ko purpose kiya aur gift diya.
ladki saheli se- ye hai murga no. 220
ladka gusse se- mera gift received karke ban gayi tu ullu,
isme rakha hai babaji ka thullu.

Saturday, 5 July 2014

BIRTHDAY SMS

HINDI BIRTHDAY SMS


















Teri is adaa ko kya naam du,
Tuhi bata tuzhe kya inaam du,
Chocha tha gulab ka phool dunga,
Par jo khud Gulab ka phool hai,
Ushe kya Gulab du.
I wish you Happy Birthday 
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Dekho kaise itrata hai,
Bandar ki tarah bhav khata, 
Birthday to har saal manata,
Free fokat mai Birthday wishes pata hai,
Cholo koi gal nahi,
I wish you Happy Birthday


 

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